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REBLOG IF…

…if this is a thinly veiled attempt to publicize and glorify the original poster, seriousfase, in order to get his name out into the tumblrsphere and become accessable to a larger base of people who may be interested in some of the snarky things he says, which in this rebloggers opinion, are fucking gold (assuming that ethereal things such as sardonic wit can be easily exchanged for base-metal currencies of variable worth) (and also assuming that “fucking” gold is of higher intrinsic value then standard gold, hereafter referred to as “just gold”) and should be archived under a mountain in case of nuclear holocaust… And dont start in on the whole “the nuclear holocaust is a myth made up to garner sympathy ” bullshit cause the nuclear holocaust is REAL. Also, tits.